Saturday, July 08, 2006

shout out for a beebee gun

Do any of you, my loyal readers, own a beebee gun? If so, might I borrow it for a day or two? I have two insane crows right outside the house where I am living who wake me up at 5:00 in the morning with their LOUD, incessant cawing. They are divebombing me and the dog and frankly I am getting pretty pissed off with the disturbance. Though I consider myself an animal lover, these crows need to be bumped off, NOW! As I type I can hear them cawing away like mad and the sound is burning a hole through my brain!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! So, if any of you would be willing to lend me the beebee gun, I would return it in perfect working condition after I disposed of said offenders. Please help me...

2 comments:

Daniel said...

You know, ask a question like this in Texas and you'll have half a dozen friends volunteering the use of their shotguns.

I've never actually done it, but I understand you can kill seagulls by feeding them Alka Seltzer. I don't know if crows would fall for it; they're a lot more fiendishly intelligent than seagulls. And for all I know (this being BC after all) there's some law against it.

Not that you SHOULD do this, mind you...I'm just saying...*wink wink nudge nudge*

Paige said...

LOL We had a woodpecker doing the same thing a while back... good morning, knock, knock, knock, good morning....