Saturday, July 08, 2006

oh, it's ON now!

Somebody really needs to come through for me with the beebee gun, pronto! Those black bastards are divebombing everyone in sight, INCLUDING ME!!! And they never shut up! Steve Renton (yes, father of the legendary Andy Renton) and I have devised a plan to eradicate them under the cloak of darkness by shooting them from the cover of the house so that his psycho neighbour doesn't see/hear us and call the cops. Somebody PLEASE come through for me, I'm begging you...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

i've heard that this works, but have never tried it..... soak some bread in vodka (or rum, i'm not sure which) and leave it out for said crows. Apparently they'll think they've been poisoned and leave the area, never to return.....at least that's what i've heard.
barring that, I may be able to find you an air rifle....

barb

Jason said...

You have to be carefull, when you kill a crow a large mass of them will form and have some kind of wake, squaking and raising a whole bunch of ruckis. I've seen it when I lived in Powell River. And they can last for some time, I don't know if this would happen if you get rid of the bodie(s) but who knows. but heck I'd come shoot em for ya . . . YE HAW!

don said...

welcome to living in lovely LakeHill Matt.