Saturday, July 08, 2006
oh, it's ON now!
Somebody really needs to come through for me with the beebee gun, pronto! Those black bastards are divebombing everyone in sight, INCLUDING ME!!! And they never shut up! Steve Renton (yes, father of the legendary Andy Renton) and I have devised a plan to eradicate them under the cloak of darkness by shooting them from the cover of the house so that his psycho neighbour doesn't see/hear us and call the cops. Somebody PLEASE come through for me, I'm begging you...
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i've heard that this works, but have never tried it..... soak some bread in vodka (or rum, i'm not sure which) and leave it out for said crows. Apparently they'll think they've been poisoned and leave the area, never to return.....at least that's what i've heard.
barring that, I may be able to find you an air rifle....
barb
welcome to living in lovely LakeHill Matt.
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