DON'T DRINK MY PEE!

Can you even imagine how hilarious it would be to see (and hear) someone screaming down a hallway saying that? Well, had you been at the place where I am housesitting today you would have heard exactly that! I had just finished taking a leak when the phone rang. I jumped up (I am a sit-down urinator when I have the time. I find it more comfortable than the traditional stand-up method) and ran to get the phone (it was my mom) not having flushed. I left the bathroom door open and was in the midst of hanging up when I saw one of the (extremely curious and mischievious) cats perched on the toilet seat looking like he was about to drink and so I screamed: DON'T DRINK MY PEE! Needless to say, I scared the living sh*t out of the cat causing him to jump a mile in the air! My book study group absolutely howled at this story and said that I should post it and so I have. Goodnight! :)