Canadian Tire: "we sell crap, you can't find anything in our store, and we're always understaffed."
Tim Horton's: "we've made millions upon millions peddling mediocrity in both coffee and food, yet you all still eat here because of how 'Canadian' we are!"
Matchbox Twenty: "we write inferior, boring lyrics and are absolutely banal musically. We define adult-oriented, no-talent soft rock."
The possibilities are endless...
Do my readers have any good ones to share with me?
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One I have previously posted on my blog is about a certain bus company..
Greyhound: We may not pick you up on time & we may not get you there on time, but, you can suck it.
or a certain communications empire..
Rogers: So, we can pretty much do whatever the hell we want & you still will likely have to give us your money...sometime.
or..
Nutella: spreadable chocolate, where's the bad?
I do believe that Tim H, is now owned by the Americans. So you can add that in there also.
i definitely agree about canadian tire. i just HATE them!
Katrina! I was just wondering where you'd disappeared to! How are things?
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