Thursday, March 27, 2008

learn to park!

To the guy in the Toyota Highlander in the Tim Hortons parking lot: this is not hard. The object of the game is put your car between the yellow lines--the lines don't have the word "straddle" etched on them. Oh yeah, and while you're at it, you should also keep in mind that the world doesn't revolve around you and your monstrous, gas-guzzling, environmental-hazard-of-an SUV.

Okay, I'm done now.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

FYI, Highlanders are one of the most economical SUVs. The gas mileage is a little more than a car! Now a Sequoia ...that's a different story

The Renegade Librarian said...

I very much appreciate the FYI, but I am considering more than JUST fuel consumption. Anyways, we're all guilty when it comes to overconsuming, fuel and otherwise. It was really the parking job that got me--the rest was just the cherry on top and included to make readers laugh and live up the people's expectations of me, that of being a ranter!