Betcha didn't know the following about your friendly neighbourhood Bing Man:
1. I think that it is a sin to drink beer before noon. It just doesn't feel right!
2. Everybody thinks that Jay Nassichuk is the coolest member of the Romance Centre, but he's not. I am.
3. I was never top of my class though I am very smart.
4. I was the best speller in my class pretty much every year of elementary school.
5. I am scared to shoot a real gun.
6. I have been in a few fistfights but I have never once lost.
7. I used to love Hootie and the Blowfish.
8. James Kingsley is essentially my male soulmate. The guy is like EXACTLY the same as me personality-wise except he dresses and looks way more cool and indie-rock than I do. I think it is the glasses...
9. I "sharted" once before work at the library 3 summers ago and had to work my entire shift with shitty gonch.
10. I sometimes wipe boogers on people's clothing when they don't know it.
11. I am all about sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll without the sex and drugs.
12. At 27 years old, I will still be a virgin (until next August! Yeah baby!). I am like the 8th Wonder of the World!
13. I have never measured my...well, you know. Alot of boys do (with a ruler I think. A tape measure would be too awkward) but I have never really cared to try.
14. I have never been to any other countries than the US.
15. I have met the Tragically Hip (twice).
16. I am scared of rabbits because once one scratched my face as a child and so I am petrified to hold them now.
17. I use a brush to put shaving cream on my face because I don't like getting the messy gel all over my fingers.
18. Up until I started dating Caitlin, I had never lost a singles game of Trivial Pursuit. Losing to her was a blow to the manly ego, but I guess I'm over it... yeah right!
19. I hate chickens. I think they are smelly, stupid, and disgusting, not to mention loud.
20. I want to name my first son Neil in honour of Papa Neil Young. KEEP ON ROCKIN' IN THE FREE WORLD!
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He was never top of his class cause I was! Ha ha.
Never lost in Trivial Pursuit?!? November 1996 ring a bell? You have never admitted it but Sionainn Walsh will agree.
But in light of Caitlin's recent victory and your admittance of the fact... I will relinquish the title to her.
Good work Tait and Congrats!
It is true, if the Bing were Anne of Green Gables I would be that friend of hers she calls a "kindred spirit." And then they get drunk on blackberry sherry or something like that...Yes, neither the Bing or I (which are basically like the Trinity minus one) are afraid to admit the correlation between our friendship and a beloved Canadian novel that most girls love as much as they love ponies and easybake ovens.
Heck, the other day I was walking down the street when someone yelled out "Hey BINGMAN!" and started toward me. Confused, I took off my glasses and squinted in the voice's direction. At this point, whoever it was on the other side of the street realized who I "really" was and embarrisngly turned away....
Hey wait a minute Iam the coolest member of the Romance Center by far.. But you are close behind...
Scared of shooting gun eh... thats funny but hey each to there own......
Jay Nassichuk is and always will be the coolest member of the romance center. And let not forget his Modesty
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