I finally did it!

For those of you who figured that I would never change, I have done the unthinkable: I changed my hair! I can hear the collective gasps of awe and wonder as my loyal legions of fans process this little tidbit and allow it to stew in their minds. I now have a woman who did not try to force it on me (unlike past examples) and thus gave me the confidence to change it for myself. I must admit that I am bad at change and trying new things that involve fundamentally altering my "Bingness", but I figured now was the time to do it. If everyone thinks I look like a freak there is always time to change it before the wedding. When you see me, honest opinions are welcome. If you hate it, you may let me know by subtly saying "Matty, I like it better when you wear that paper bag on your head." I will get the picture. If you say "Matty, you are so damn hot it is unbelievable. I can barely keep my eyes, not to mention my hands, off of you. Come back to my chamber and be the sire of my children" then I will know that you like it (for ladies only!). Anyways, let me know the verdict...