The Bing Dynasty banner: clearing up misconceptions

I have had so many comments on the photo that graces my blog's banner that I thought I should perhaps clear up the common misconceptions:

1. I am not peeing

2. I am not pooing

3. I am not singing

4. I am not whining

5. I am not getting kicked in the family jewels


The picture was taken by my good friend, Jimmy the K (who piloted the blog's redesign), and it is a shot of me taking off a pair of ice skates at the rink that were making my feet very sore. For the purposes of the photo, I really hammed it up and what you see is the result. However, if you want to believe that I am engaging in an act of public urination/defecation, please feel free--it fits with my renegade image.